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A few jokes about anabolic steroids, bodybuilders and working out that I heard recently...

Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four others to tell him how great he looks while doing it.

What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder and a gorilla? Answer: A stupid gorilla.

The Queen of England was visiting some of the USA's top hospitals, and during her tours of one of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the queen, "that's disgraceful, what's the purpose of this?" The doctor replied, "That man is a body builder who is taking special treatment to build up his testosterone levels after a cycle. As a result his testicles fill up with semen very rapidly. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and the man would die instantly." "Oh, I'm sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex. "Oh my God", said the Queen,
"what's happening in there?" The doctor replied, "same problem, better health plan."

A woman walked up to a bald little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.

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