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Will You Just Fuck Off... and Other Friendly Emails
Let me set the scene... you just worked several days solid making the latest ezine, not to mention the behind the scenes work throughout the month collecting
content, and when you have it all ready, you send it out the mailing list.
feel good, after all you know it's a damned good edition of the ezine. Quality
content, excellent reading, educating and entertaining etc. etc.
you just know people will love it !!!
Then in come the emails... must be
from the happy subscribers, expressing their gratitude. Recognition for a job
Well, here's a nice collection of
the best motivational emails that landed in my in-box in recently:-
(By the way, I must tell you, the
Steroid Encyclopaedia ezine is a 100% opt-in mailing list, that means that to be
on the list you MUST have gone to the site and entered your details and hit the
JOIN button. Otherwise it's impossible to receive any mail from us. This list is
handled by Sparklist.com, the Internet's biggest ezine handler. Each email has
simple unsubscribe instructions at the foot of it, all you have to do to be
permanently removed from the list is use the link at the foot of each and every
OK.... here's just the most
recent (unedited) emails:-
- Get Me Off Your Drug
Pushing Bullsh** skam list NOW!
- I subscribed to your
free magazine 2 months ago and have not received a single copy. All you send
me are emails. What the fuck is this a scam.
- Will you just fuck off
and stop sending me this crap to me
- IAM NOT HAPY THAT YOU
SEND ME EMAILS ALL THE TIME. THIS IS MY DADS EMAIL ACCOUNT YOU SHOULD HAVE
- Why do you keep
sending meemails, stop it or i will haveto sue you
Where did you get my name from to send me an email, i did fill in a form on
your site, but did not think you would send me emails as a result
UNSUBSCRIBE YOU YOU STUPID BASTARAD
i am totally up to my ass hacked oof with you dumd *******'s and you are email
list if u dont stop sending me emails i will unsubscrive
Stop these ridiculous emails at once this is total foolery, what makes you
think i'm interested in steroids anyway
This is the final straw. FUCKING UNSUSCRIBE ME NOW. WANKERS.
(Steroid Encyclopaedia Comment:
This email was sent from someone who works in the IBM customer service
department - he left his signature at the foot of the mail. So that's how you
grow a company so big eh, customer service !!!)
why have you not sent me a magazine yet???????? you people are just
I Stopped bodybuilding 4 months ago so why do i keep getting emails from you.
Nice eh?? Sometimes I really don't
know whether to laugh or cry... Whilst you are reading this ezine, my inbox will
be gradually filling up with more emails like these...
... I think I'll go and get a real
job, maybe at the IBM customer service department !!!
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